Things I don't give a shit about
American Idol The Royal Wedding Kate Middleton’s dress Obama’s birth certificate
I started the INSANITY® workouts in addition to crossfit. You’d think I wouldn’t be so chunky/rolypoly, but alas, my italian mom genes get the better of me every time. This is INSANITY® : Since I live in an apartment building and my jumps sound like the Jurassic Park dinosaur, I have to do it in my shitty apartment gym. So every night, I tighten my ponytail, grab my...
F you and the dress you rode in on
I watched “Say Yes to the Dress” for the first time in my life this weekend. What a colossal waste of time. Let me summarize it for you: a bunch of dumb, spoiled twats try on wedding dresses while their family and friends (each one stupider than the next) look on. Some queen also does color commentary and his waxed brows are distracting. I’m all for brainless shows but this...
In honor of the crossfit games, we did what they did. AMRAP of something jerk front squat split. 500m row 2 min rest 500m row Fin I’m still getting used to the different exercised with the barbell. Frankly i just want to lift heavy things and groan like I’m having prison sex. But of course I want my form down. I did my reps with 55lb (don’t judge) barbells and I think I...
Last night’s crossfit workout of the day was 500 double unders. Since I need remedial crossfit, I just worked on single unders. for an hour. My shins hurt, I’m frustrated and I feel fat. I. Love. Crossfit. I leave you with this guy
Done with the Essentials course, today it was time to work: Buy In: 100 Jumping jacks 50 Squats 40 situps 20 pushups 20 burpees WOD: run 1 mile 21 clean and jerk run 800m 21 clean and jerk run 1 mile Cash out: Pass out. I was the last one to finish, but I didn’t care because I finished. Work. I was feeling so empowered and thinking “GRRRR WOMEN” as I was...