April 2012
7 posts
1 tag
Apr 26th
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Apr 18th
Apr 12th
26 notes
6 tags
Apr 12th
3 tags
Rejected Onion Headlines
Ex-Girlfriend wants to know where you’ll be on Saturday so she doesn’t show up. Air Supply insists they’re not dead, still touring as a matter of fact. Neighbors break out their lawn chairs, wait for something to happen. Innocent man proven guilty. Local Grandma wants to know who your friend is. Lazy, Incompetent Man loses job, blames economy.
Apr 12th
3 tags
“The road to hell is paved with adverbs”
– Stephen King
Apr 10th
2 tags
Easter at Our House
Apr 10th