April 2012
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Rejected Onion Headlines
Ex-Girlfriend wants to know where you’ll be on Saturday so she doesn’t show up.
Air Supply insists they’re not dead, still touring as a matter of fact.
Neighbors break out their lawn chairs, wait for something to happen.
Innocent man proven guilty.
Local Grandma wants to know who your friend is.
Lazy, Incompetent Man loses job, blames economy.
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The road to hell is paved with adverbs
– Stephen King
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Easter at Our House