The road to hell is paved with adverbs
Stephen King
Chapter Titles from My Non-Existent Memoir
Chapter 4: My butt, your face
Chapter 9: I’ll put my mouth on it but Monsignor, that doesn’t look like a Eucharistic chalice.
Chapter 11: Poobs
Chapter 14: Not so hard
Chapter 15: My butt, your face. Revisited.